The Masked Mysterio (Sorry! Bad at Names!)

Setting: Modern Day, Rainy, at an Old Bar

TGer 1: Man look at this sword man!

TGer 2: Woah bruh!  I bet you can win the TG war with that!

A masked warrior sits at a table nearby and overhears the conversation

???: T-Ha!  You can't win an entire war with just one sword.

TGer 1: Whatcha sayin man?!  You got nothing on these skills!

???:  Then how about we duel?  If your skills are so great.  Or do we have a chicken?

The entire bar starts roaring out laughs and clucks

TGer 1: Bring it on dude!

The mysterious warrior pulls out an old musketeer sword.

TGer 1: Pfft....  That baby sword won't do anything against mine!

???:  It is not about the weapon, it is how you use it.

TGer 1: Whatever man!

The TGer takes a massive slash at the masked man.  The warrior defects the blow.

TGer 1: Nice one, but can you block more than one?

The TGer makes multiple slashes at the masked warrior,  but none of them land a blow.

???: T-ha!  You fight like a little girl!  If you ever hope to even survive the war you need patience!

TGer 1: Grrrrrrr.......

The TGer makes several large swipes at the mask warrior, but to no avail.  Suddenly, the masked warrior sumersults over the TGer and strikes from the back.  The TGer's features completely feminized, a loud manly screech from the blow becomes higher pitched, his clothes transform into a pink dress, and he becomes a her.

The entire bar is entirely and utterly silent, as the masked marvel took one swoop.

TGer 2: Who the hell are you?

???: Just call me The Masked Mysterio!  Now if you excuse me!

The Masked Mysterio mashes a small pellet into the floor that erupts into smoke.  The entire bar hacks and weezes.  Then the smoke cleared, and the Masked Mysterio disappeared.  Suddenly out of nowhere, Lildawg bashes through the bar door.

Lildawg: Woah?  What happened to you guys?

TGer 2: A mysterious guy who goes by, "The Masked Mysterio" just kicked my friends a**.

TGer 1:  Not in front of Lildawg!  Everyone here knows he is bad at secrets.

The entire bar roars into howls and giggles.

Lildawg:  Sounds like we have a new contestant in the TG War!

TGer 2:  Should I say!  Hopefully one of us can beat him before he wins the whole TG war.

Lildawg: Hmmm.....  Interesting...... Very interesting......

Lildawg looks out at the stormy scene outside, and makes a small grin.